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the black parade............. [22 Oct 2006|12:55am]
[ mood | sore ]

When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.

He said, "Son when you grow up,
would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said, "Son when you grow up,
would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
When you're gone we want you all to know.

We'll carry on,
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it.

A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all.
So paint it black and take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end
We hear the call

To carry on
We'll carry on
Though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches
On and on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh

Disappointed faces of your peers
Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause I could not care at all

Do or die
You'll never make me
Because the world, will never take my heart
You can try, you'll never break me
You want it all, you wanna play this part
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer, for all the broken
Listen here, because it's only you
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I'm just a boy, who's meant to sing this song
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I -- don't -- care

We'll carry on
We'll carry on
Though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
You'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry
We'll carry on
Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world, will never take my heart
You can try, you'll never break me
You want it all, you wanna play this part

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get into the groovey..... [19 Oct 2006|08:58pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

once ourchasing the album i can understand why sonic youth released the whitey album under ciccone youth... the average sonic youth fan would not get it... this album is what my bloody valentine probably listened to before making loveless... this album is better than you and your unborn children... it is not better than big black - songs about fucking though...
i purchased a beer that is tequila flavoured... it sucks.. but i did get an inflatable beer bottle though... i am drinking satan red right now.... it is 8%... it blows my mind... word... see you in lunar park...

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i am the thing that makes you sick, i am the blame that gets placed quick... [14 Oct 2006|02:55pm]
[ mood | groggy ]

word.... i have an ear infection.... it sucks....i am half deaf.... i just got back from margaret river... i have many alcoholic beverages from my travels as well.. and many photos from caves and beachside attractions... i have fotos.. if you care you'd ask... but you dont so i dont care.... see you in lunar park.........

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the highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive..... [21 Apr 2006|08:17pm]
[ mood | tired ]

i heart chinee dinner.....honey pepper lamb.....m m m mmmm......
i hate jerk off drivers and their jerk off cars and their jerk off driving abilities.... learn to drive or i'll sentence you to kiss my ass!!! can you not see that i am driving and listening to standing in the way of control and you are driving in the way of me getting home!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a new phone it rocks.... i now have a cool ringer for my msg tone.... word.... so i got a promotion... im the fresh produce department head... im a fire warden too now.... its been ok so far once i get the place running properly as 3 fulltimers had left before i got in so there is a staff shortage so im at work 6 days a week and for 4 days i start at 5am and 1 at 3am.... it has screwed up my sleeping pattern badly...... but yeah im getting by with it's.... i just have no time to read anymore..... and i dont get to watch my stories much anymore.... but jb hi fi is on my way home from work..... hot damn!!! my doggies arent doing too badly so far and its good to know the roosters totally suck with anasta at the moment.... makes me feel better.... im getting tired.....
peace out....

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gig-o-rama....... [19 Mar 2006|02:31am]
[ mood | drunk ]

due to laziness on my behalf and the fact that i don't give a flying fuck about you ive stuck all the gigs ive been to in the past month and a half into one giant and absolutey boring post so read on if you and if not fuck you.....
the day after the sydney big day out i saw the mars volta... i caught up with ryan and john in which i refered to the band as the volta... as i will call them from now on... this band did not stop for 3 hours... there was always noise or music for the full 3 hours.... THE FUCKING DRUMMER DID NOT STOP FOR 3 HOURS... WHO THE FUCK DRUMS THAT HARD AND LONG FUCKERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? all in all i was highly impressed with the band and the night in general......
then there was tegan and sara... i am obsessed with them and their albums so jealous and if it was you... i was so excited and nervous about this gig.... i was freaking out that we were going to be late for the gig... we werent and i was happy and one of them walked past me to go to the toilet... i couldnt see which one it was.... the whole gig i sang along and laughed at their anecdotes..... i was impressed wi6th their setlist but their live versions of take me anywhere and i hear noises is lacking.... i was happy they finished on time running their foot stomping song but where was underwater???!?!?!?!? and fix you up??!?!?!?!?! goddammmittttt they are their best songs... but i was highly impressed by the canadian twin lesbians.... i lub tegan and sara!!!!
now for against me!..... i knew that against me! would never disappoint and they didnt... we were there with the fist in the air singalongs.... and i got to meet the rest of the band this time as the last time i saw them i met only 2 of them.... which is awesome.....
then there was pretty girls make graves... and the gossip.... i had heard a few tracks from the gossip on jjj but to see them live was fucking great.... they were like a dancey version of bikini kill ...... and beth is a great example that front women dont need to be stick thin supermodel looking girls.... and that wiping your head on your stretch lycra dress while exposing your bra and belly is cool and rock...
pretty girls make graves... i was expecting some full on technical assault to my senses... and i was right.... the setlist was great except they didnt play all medicated geniuses.. but andrea zollo is hot and she kicked arse so its ok....and i met the whole band after the gig...
now for the raveonettes.... i love their album chain gang of love for all its 50's rock charms and especially great love sound.... i knew i was in for treat for this gig except for the fact it was FUCKING WAYYYYYY TOOOOO HOOTTTTTTTT FOR AN OUTDOOR GIG!!!! poor danes how can they deal with heat like that! i was highly impressed with the gig and sharin foo is fucking hot as!
and then it was alkaline trio.... i was so pumped for this gig to finally see the trio live..... they played a great set with a mix of old and new... except they didnt play much off good mourning.... i wanted at least every thug needs a lady or blue in the face,,, but i was impressed by them... and anyone who was at the gig at the rosemount and remembers when matt skiba said "hows everyone going? how bout you guy in glasses and hat??" well that was me! matt skiba pointed me out in the crowd so kneel down before me because i kick arse!!!! matt skiba noticed me!!!! all in all a great gig.....
then there was misfits.... going into this gig i took it as seeing a misfits tribute band because as im concerned there is no misfits without danzig.... but i still got a chill when i heard some kinda love and skulls live.... and the fact that fucking dez cadena and robo was there goddamn black flag represent..... there is nothing like seeing a security guard running out of the venue after getting absolutely bashed by a punter while rise above is being played thats makes my middle class white suburban upbringing go wow that is whqat fucking punk rock is meant to be... i had suck fun watching "misfits" excepot they didnt play bullet or where eagles dare...goddammit... and thats all for the gigs and now i can die for awhile because im so buggered and sore now.... chamone muthafuckers.....

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obsessions...... [13 Mar 2006|03:51pm]
[ mood | sore ]

- tegan and sara and their album "so jealous"
- the walking dead, the luna brothers' girls, she-hulk, the other, marvel zombies
- cheezy 80's hair metal ballads
- english lamb and mint chips
- donna troy's milky way hair, power girl's ginormous rack
- multiple flavours of hubba bubba
- using obscure quotes from tv shows/movies/books constantly
- trying to beat my buzz! score of 14850
- canadians (see tegan and sara)
- talking for hours with sarah when i really should be asleep
- veal parmigiana from lakeside butcher
- these gel freezer bags we get at work that we pierce and spray all over the place
- hating corey hughes

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waste of space.... [15 Feb 2006|08:00pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

sonny bill williams on behalf of the bulldogs rugby league club i demand you pay the money back you were given to actually play football... maybe then we could buy some football players not injured pretty boys... if this is the case give me 2million and id be the best bulldogs player ever... but my neck hurts so my football talent has been lost... oh wells... look im doing a pepsi ad its okay im still great!

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people come by and look at your face and say it's the fairest of all..... [13 Feb 2006|03:21pm]
[ mood | hot ]

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and street name):
skitzy prince edward

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)
phillip crunch

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school mascot)
dog griffin

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
(blank) sydney

6. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use)
vivian 3

7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)

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There's too much, That I keep, To myself...... [10 Feb 2006|05:09pm]
[ mood | worried ]

what do i
what do i
what do i need to do to get myself in a better mood
what do you
waht do you
what do you need to do to get yourself in a better mood
well there's not a lot for you to give if you're giving in
and theres not a lot for you to feel if youre not feeling it
you bring it up
and bring it in
and we'll get you fixed up in no time
what i wanted most
what i wanted most
what i wanted most was to get myself all figured out
what i figured out
what i figured out was i need more time to figure you out
there's not a lot for you to give if you're giving in
and there's not a lot for you to feel if you're not feeling it
you bring it up
and bring it in
and we'll get you fixed up in no time
cause this love is all i have to give
this love is all i have to give.

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sex, drugs and fun is their only thought and care, another swig of brew another overnight affair.... [01 Feb 2006|11:32pm]
[ mood | hot ]

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senor whitney's excellent adventure: volume 2: you broke my heart at the big day out..... [01 Feb 2006|09:10pm]
[ mood | hot ]

last week i ventured out to the sydney big day out for cool tunes and good times with my mum, dad, aunt and imogen.... from the moment i got in i didnt not have a band i either wanted to see or wouldntve minded to see... as i got my self ready for the grates wolf and cub were raging on and were pretty kool.... the crowd for the grates was pretty big... every song they played i loved.. so far they have only released a 4 song EP but every song that wasnt on that EP was fucking awesome... i am eagerly awaiting their full length debut this year... they are one of the most entertaining bands to see live full of foot stomping dance crazy tunes... and the best rendition ive heard of message... the song if frantic as it is but when sped up 1000million times its a sonic boom ready to rock your day....next was faker who were pretty cool and such... saw youth group and they are a great to chill to when the sun was getting hot... next i saw the subways who were absolutely terrific and kept the rock going for the day.... sleater-kinney were on next and i was ready to be rocked again by the trio.... they played alot of the new album and a few other tracks from one beat...not the singalongs though... they threw in words and guitar for my amusement... all in all good to see tracks that arent in the "greatest hits package" but i did'nt get to hear i wanna be your joey ramone which bummed me but they put on a great show.... midway through their set alex kapranos from franz ferdinand and his girlfriend eleanor friedberger from the fiery furnaces were watching from side on stage... pretty cool stuff... next the magic numbers were on and i was eager to see them as they rock and the harpsicord player is hot... they were full of energy and they played mornings eleven which i love.... then sarah blasko was on... she puts on such a great show and takes you to another state of mind, perfect now was so great live... now go team go... the go! team were on next and goddamn that band brings the boogie... such a fun and energetic band to see.. a great pick me up for a long day.... then the man who's children i will bear henry rollins was on... ok he only spoke for 45mins.. but it's henry rollins....ITS HENRY FUCKING ROLLINS!!! i took about 45million photos of him.... he is god... he was great.... then i ventured back into the main arena for the closing bands... the living end can never put a foot wrong when it comes to playing live.. always a great show from them....and during that time i bumped into sean and angela gannon from the magic numbers and got my photo taken with them...rock... franz ferdinand were on next.... they played a few popular songs then some of the new album and then midway through their set they played take me out....the place fucking erupted... a fairly brave move considering they had already played most of the singles from their 2 albums... i was fearing that they would just end up fading towards the end of their show.. until they totally kicked arse and didnt stop for anything... then something happened... when your my age there are always legendary bands you'd wished your were old enough to see back in the day... it's rare you get a chance to see some so when you do it's special... the stooges appeared...the stooges conquered... the stooges fucking own you... iggy was like a wild dog bouncing from front of stage to side to top of amps to in the crowd... and the complete sludgy noise that drenched the arena... they played i wanna be your dog twice... at first it more fuzzed out and dirty than the recorded version then the second was just total wall of sonic sludge... I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!... i had high hopes for the white stripes... hoping they would not spend too much time on the new album and keep it fairly rocking throughout... they opened with dead leaves and the dirty ground and it was spot on and i was impressed.. then some more old stuff... then some new stuff... then this weird experimental jazz funk jam that went on for a bit then jack white started singing... it was fell in love with a girl... it sucked balls... it sucked balls so big that they covered the entire homebush complex and caused blackouts in the west of sydney... i was so annoyed with the set i left halfway through... it was boring... plus i hate doorbell... sounds like a fucking kids song... very disapointed... so after that i ventured to where my mum and aunt were waiting to see shihad... so i stood there bored from the white stripes, now bored from cog... and soon to be bored by shihad... so after such a great day the closing bands sucked horse scrotum through straws.... and i kept count on tshirts and such coz im like that..... 16 vote for pedro t shirts and 4 other napoleon dynamite related tshirts...it's a fucking revolution over here.... and 3 other people wearing the same mixfits tshirt as me... fuckers...

rock and roll.....

from top L-R sleater-kinney rock out, me and sean and angela gannon, the magic numbers perform, henry rollins makes me jizz.

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senor whitney's bogus journey....... [30 Jan 2006|12:26pm]
[ mood | tired ]

don't ever ever go to adelaide airport......
i arrived some week and a bit ago and heres a recount of said bogus journey....
my flight leaves perth at 6.20 am which is all good means i can sleep on the plane if i want to but don't..... the flight is packed which is ok coz i was sat next to a girl and her mother who just watched the movie.... just like heaven... not watching that again so i read comics and my book and listened to some choice tunes namely ramones and brand new.... the canberra women's basketball team was on the flight to so there was a bunch of really tall girls on the flight... and one of them was lauren jackson...who sat behind me... and had huge legs and kept invading my feet space...i don't have a direct flight so i have to stop off at adelaide airport which i was excited about because ive never been there and it's another state ive been to now.... first off they say it's 40 degrees in adelaide which sounds ok yeah it's hot not like i'd have to deal with the heat....WRONG.... they don't have walkways from the plane to the airport....IT WAS 50 DEGREES ON THE TARMAC AND I HAD TO WALK 500 METRES TO THE AIRPORT..... after that i was like wow that was an experience at least the airport will be cool and air conditioned... WRONG....NO AIR CON AND IT SMELT LIKE A CALCUTTA BUS TERMINAL.... so i was like fine ill just have a piss and grab something to eat.... ive heard about the "infamous" toilets at cbgb's but the ones at adelaide airport would give them a run for their money... so then i went and bought a bacon chicken and cheese toasted sandwich... sounds nice and it was nice...BUT IT COST ME 7 BUCKS!!!! i walked round for a bit went out the front to see life outside the airport...then i went and bought a magazine to read.... and bogans looked at like "what you reading for boy?".... then i finally got on my plane to get outta there....im not bagging adelaide city out cause hey i did'nt even see that but jesus what a fucking hole of an airport.... and the flight to sydney was packed and i got stuck beside mr and mrs swedish chef who just would not shut le fuck up and bugged me the whole flight.... so i watched mythbusters really loud to fuck them off... fuckers.... so then i got to sydney and had to change my t shirt coz it smelled like adelaide airport... so that was just the flight over.....

rock and roll......

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you've got a way with words, you've got a way that makes me feel so complicated.. [07 Nov 2005|01:46pm]
[ mood | blah ]

i started packing stuff up ready for the move out in december... my life fits into small and large boxes and plastic tubs. its all catergorised. my life is a series of boxes and labels and dates on calenders. i am 130783. this is my name. i just finished my 2 week stint at being le manager. 2 weeks of getting up at 4.30 am and actually taking charge. sleep was a commodity. im gonna start making a graphic novel.... based on work... the customers will be zombies... because before the store opens there is always these people waiting at the entrance to get in... i refer to them as dawn of the dead... go watch the movie to get it.... plus most customers are morons and cannot control trollies and themselves properly.... ie braindead! you following me...... i was watching the dog whisperer yesterday and he reminded me of brak's dad... mother my moustache needs to be washed!

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i am jack's sense of belonging....... [02 Nov 2005|04:59pm]
[ mood | tired ]

yay time for you to read.....,
[A is for age of first kiss:] 17
[B is for booze of choice:] beer beer beer bed bed bed
[C is for career:] 2IC fruit monkey
[D is for your dad's name:] grieg or smegg
[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] drinks and booty
[F is for favorite song at the moment:] zapoteks - spazzys
[G is for favorite game:] board game: trivial pursuit 80's edition video game: syphon filter series
[H is for hometown:] south central rockdale represent!!
[I is for instruments you play:] skin flute, theremin and attempt of le bass!
[J is for jam or jelly you like:] raspberry
[L is for last kiss?] presley.. when i came home
[M is for Mom's name:] vivian
[N is for name of your crush:] sarah says its jenny lewis from rilo kiley buts its sarah.....
[O is for overnight hospital stays:] i guess when i was born....
[P is for phobias:] running late... missing trains.... moths... cockroaches.....
[Q is for quotes you like:] " with great power comes great responsibility"
[R is for relationship that lasted the longest:] 3.75 years and counting....
[S is for sexual preference:] female
[T is for time you wake up:] anytime between 4am to 9am
[U is for underwear:] boxers....
[V is for vegetable you love:] onion
[W is for worst habit:] indecision
[X is for x-rays you've had: pinky on right hand ....my right ankle
[Y is for yummy food you make:] its all nice... just ask sarah....
[Z is for zodiac sign:] cancer

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road to nowhere mach 3 : margaret watched the bodies of her enemies float down the river... [17 Oct 2005|05:26pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

cha mone muthfuckers! about 2 weeks or so ago... maybe even longer... i went to margaret river with sarah.. for another sarah's 18th birthday... this is the trip in photos....

this is the place we stayed at....

this is the view from our room...

this is the view from the field where we played cricket and football after the afl grand final in which SYDNEY KICKED WEST COAST'S ARSE!!!!!!

me kicking a football....

me and sarah in said field....

this is the front of the car after 2 weekends of driving.... yes it is all bugs....

we went here and i bought beer that tastes like ham... or bacon... it was smoky....

vineyards yo..

we stopped at the mythic mazes on the way back.....

hail to the king baby......

queen of hearts.....

then some goblin game which we kicked arse on.....

we had to find her first....

then this dude.....

so this fucker didnt eat us..... or kill us... whatever minotaurs did to people in the labyrinth......

my inner napoleon dynamite detected a pegasus.....

this is king arthur..... we had to solve the puzzle in this maze to find the holy grail....

and we found it.... and got knighted.... so refer to me as sir from now on bitches!

and this is the friendly magpie that tried to eat my chips... therefore his name is kip... because he stays home and eats all the chips..... he came really close to me... it was scary maybe....

and thats the trip bitches......

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road to nowhere mach 2 : dancing in the magnetic fields........ [03 Oct 2005|02:13pm]
[ mood | tired ]

about 2 weeks ago myself and sarah ventured onto the open highway to go to mt magnet to see klristine for her birthday or early birthday as it was..... this is a representation of the trip in photos......

this was a field full of yellow flowers we saw on the way up.... it was pretty amazing the whole place was all yellow... cue coldplay soundtrack.....

this place i referred to as the hellmouth for wind.... man i hate wind its the most fucking useless thing ever... all it did was give me a headache and piss me off... FUCK YOU WIND! yes this place was very windy.... a tin of tuna blew away in the wind...A FUCKING TIN OF TUNA!!!!!

this is the one highway we followed for 6 hours....

this is the outback yo... or so the sign said....

this is a demountable house on a truck in front of us....

this is a demountable house about to be behind us..... zing.....

just for proof...

this is us with kristine the day after birthday celebrations....

with all this desert and red sand everywhere it was amazing to find all these brightly coloured wildflowers growing.... word... i guess....

then you hit the wastelands.... candelinni wants his hands back.....

in keeping with the wastelands theme... kick her in the guts barry.....

wubin is the halfway point of perth to mt magnet... its also the gateway to the north.... apparently... they have a windmill.... and bad jerky.... the ants wouldnt even touch the jerky.....

so thats the trip to mt magnet...

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livejournal is a dead scene...... [19 Aug 2005|04:16pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

You are Bettie Page!
You're Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

and now for something completely different.....
greetings sweatermonkeys.... there seemed to be no point to having time off from work as the first week i was back i had 3 early starts in a row.... fuckers which means im back to square one with the tired and the hurting and the kung fu fighting flaggen .... and on my day off i have to work early as my boss has jury duty which could entail him being gone for all eternity and me being subjected to me working early all the friggin time... but then id be the mutha fucking boss of the department.... word.... so yeah.... steak and kidney was a lotta a fun except for ending up with the flu at the end of it that im still getting over... sorry to the people i couldnt catch up with because of it... i was there for my brothers 18th.... the baby's all growns up......i ate alot of krispy kreme... i had some las vegas pizza... and oporto... which didnt seems as good as it used to be... but found out that jesters has invaded sydney... go hard.... all you need now is a wetzels pretzel and youd be set boyee..... in my week there i accumulated the following goods.....
a digital camera
a new social distortion hat
a new belt and buckle
a jesus/elvis light up figure
a bulldogs hat
a bulldogs tee
a bulldogs tin full o fudge
the new social distortion album i could not find anywhere but jb hi fi bankstown
trustkill takeover cd
william shatner live 2 record LP
the dead walk ep
the rising by bruce springsteen for 3 bucks
misfits meet rthe nutley brass cd
henry rollins debut album LP for 8 bucks
scrubs season 1 on dvd
end of the century: the story of the ramones dvd
the great rock 'n' roll swindle dvd
monty python's filender zirkus dvd for 3 bucks
secret weapons of kung fu 3 dvd
regurgitator's jingles dvd for 3 bucks
garden state dvd
flight of the navigator dvd
the never ending story dvd
mean johnny barrows dvd for 2 bucks
a new dice wallet
a misfits tee
a sonic youth tee
a replacemnts tee
a clash tee
an army of darkness tee
a dead kennedys tee
misfits socks
refused badge
minor threat badge
foo fighters badge
iggy pop badge
distillers badge
cramps badge
thursday badge
homegrown badge
william shatner novel for a 1 dorrar piptee
a pair of leopard print vans

anything i forgot im sorry.......

peace out

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MATT BOWEN MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!! [30 May 2005|09:18am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

man i really hate that guy... i hate queenslanders atm too..... oo i hate them with their wee beedy eye.. oo ya gunna buy my bananas.... and brett kimmorley should be sacked... learn to kick a goal fuckwit then come back to me.... argh.... so yes i saw henry rollins a week or so back and he was fucking amazing... talked nonstop for 2 and half hours and only had one sip of water and was relevant and got all the "bush sucks" stuff out of the way at the beggining coz hey lets face it, its like talking about the fact that water is wet...ITS WET PEOPLE!!!! and i found out he's a huge steve coogan fan... fancy that...... i love that fact that having a kitten is you get to dictate what paper goes into the litter tray... atm i have a page with howard and costello on it.... previous winners have been.... paris hilton... rove... and john mitchell... coach of the new super 14 team the western "farce"....i look forward to the paper on sunday to see who my cat will defecate on this week.....i hope matt bowen is in there.... i finally found a copy of glamorama... i now only have to finish reading it then the informers then ive finished all of the bret easton ellis novels... word....

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we'll have a drink and step outside, an angry voice and the one who cried..... [18 May 2005|06:25pm]
[ mood | gloomy ]

18/5/1980 - 18/5/2005

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GET OFF ME YOU BODAGGIT!!! [16 May 2005|06:59pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

in response to the call up "Sarah/Neel cause theyre my family!"... i will be playing the part of neel and answering these questions....

1. Total number of films I own on DVD: films exclusively it would be 153..... pushing 200 if all up.... pushin 300 if including videos....

2. Last film I bought:
"giant: special edition" for my mum for mother's day... and "haggard".. it was like 10 bucks.....

3. Last film I watched:
i watched "attack of the clones" on tv... i watched "the phantom of the opera" on dvd... man that movie blowed... it was so gay and tripe.... now dario argento he makes a good phantom of the opera movie....

4. Five films that I watch a lot or mean a lot to me (changes all the time, so dont quote me here):
"napoleon dynamite" : i caught myself the other day buying a chapstick and when i went to get a checkseal for it i said " i left my chapstick at home and my lips hurt real bad"... 5 minutes later i realised i quoted the movie and hadnt even noticed... also you dont wanna take a roundhouse kick to the head while im wearing these badboys....

"swingers": vegas baby vegas.....

"say anything": if you have ever given your heart to a girl and gotten a pen in return you love this film....

"the big lebowski": the coen brothers best movie and the best movie to involve bowling, nihlists and a severed toe....nobody fucks with the jesus....

"the evil dead": its all been said before with evil dead and i wont bore you again but the best horror movie ever made and bruce campbell just owns... and sam raimi directed the spiderman movies so he wins points there....

5. Which five people am I passing the baton onto? and Why?

simon..... has a tv

julia...... is a cancerian

lesley.... owns dvds

kristine..... is in the middle of nowhere

sarah.... so she actually fills this in....

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